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-: Harry Belefonte - Women Smarter

, 10 2009 . 07:15 () +
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I say let us put man and a woman together
To find out which one is smarter
Some say man but I say no
The woman got the man de day should know

(Chorus)
And not me but the people they say
That de man has always lead woman astray
But I say, please listen when I say
She's smarter than the man in every way
That's right de woman is uh smarter
That's right de woman is uh smarter
That's right de woman is uh smarter, that's right, that's right

Ever since the world began
Woman was always fooling man
And, if you listen to my bit attentively
I going tell ya how she's smarter than me

In the Garden of Eden Adam built a home
When he settle down Eve start to roam
Many a night he spent in pain
Whenever Eve was Abel she was raisin' Cain

You meet a girl at a pretty dance
Thinking that you would stand a chance
Take her home, thinkin' she's alone
Open de door you find her husband home

I was treatin' a girl independently
She was making baby for me
When de baby born and I went to see
Eyes was blue, it was not by me

Garden of Eden was very nice
Adam never work in Paradise
Eve meet snake, Paradise gone
She make Adam work from that day on

Methuselah spent all his life in tears
Did without woman for 900 years
One day he decided to have some fun
The poor man never lived to see 900 and one


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TO BE 6 AGAIN **

, 01 2007 . 06:26 () +
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she' d like to have for her Birthday.
- I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day !
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
- Well Dear, what was it like being six again ? ?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

-I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

P.S. SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH.....
AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.....



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If it helps us live in peace.


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